1. After you vomit, you feel better.
2. You can vomit whenever you want.
3. When you vomit, you don't have to wait in line.
4. Vomit is always warm.
5. You don't have to sneak vomit out of the cafeteria.
6. When you're vomiting, a bent spoon is an advantage.
7. You can lose weight vomiting.
8. You don't have to pay to vomit.
9. Vomit is SUPPOSED to look like that.
10. When you vomit, you don't have to come back for seconds.
11. You don't have to vomit everyday.
12. Vomiting can never cause you to eat cafeteria food afterward.
13. You can vomit without a photo ID.
14. Vomit is organic and biodegradable.
15. They don't ration vomit.
16. After you vomit, at least you know what you've eaten.
17. Plastic vomit is funny; plastic cafeteria food is redundant.
18. You don't have to vomit the same thing five days in a row.
19. A dog will eat vomit.
20. After you vomit, at least there's some taste in your mouth.
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